Hey! Stop! You shouldn't be here! There aren't even any links to this page from the main site. How did you get in?

Listen: it doesn't matter. You can't be here. this is where we try out th dangerous stuff. Unstable fonts. Javascript that thinks it's alive. You see that spelling mistake a few lines up? Where it says 'th' instead of 'the'? Yeah. We don't know why it did that. But we'll take the odd typo over the stuff it was screaming before.